Friday, March 1, 2024

1. Tomato Juice

 

 

Al's Wedding

 

For Alex

 

You have flown interstate for the wedding of Emily and Al, your partner's cousin. The ceremony took place beneath a two-century-old oak in gardens occasionally open for bookings. The bride was beautiful, the groom teared up.  During canapés and photographs, you slipped a hand into your partner's and clustered with their parents.

You had said: 'Hello, Ian, you're looking well. How are you doing, Sue?'

Sue had responded: 'Hello.'

You stood alone behind the crowd gathered to see the bridal party off. You watched the bouquet toss but did not pay attention - whilst everyone was distracted, you noticed Al and his best man, Pete, down shots of a red liquid. Movement in peripheral vision turned your gaze 110° leftwards, where three men similarly toasted - Chris, Frank and James.

James poured a sixth shot into a fish pond and a goldfish had leapt out, on fire, onto the lawn. Chris nudged the burning fish into garden bed with a few discrete kicks. Frank had surveyed the crowd for witnesses, his gaze falling on you.

He raised index finger over lips: 'I'll get you a drink later.'

You said: 'Aren't Emily and Al paying the tab?'

The reception is being held in the function room of a beachfront hotel. Seated next to you, your partner catches up with one member of extended family or another. Your bored gaze lands on the card attached to tabletop floral arrangement: roses provided by Phillips Street and surrounds. An uncle arrives with a wine for your partner and notices your empty glass:

'Sorry, kiddo, didn't realise.'

You wave it off politely and stand: 'That's all right, I'll grab my own.'

At the bar, Al sidles into the space adjacent to you: 'Apparently I owe you a drink. What'll it be?'

You reply:

'Beer.'

'Wine.'

'Spirits.'

'Lemon, Lime and Bitters.'

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