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This Week's Special:
There is a Ring of Oaks
across road from Salem Baptist Church
and that is contrivance for freaky juju. You cannot write that stuff because if
you did, it would incur eyerolls. It is actually coincidence but if you seek
omens long enough you will find them. Easy did, and made a hole in oak fit a haunted Nintendo Cartridge. The acorns became Deku Nuts.
Deku Nuts are the dried buds of Deku Babas blah blah they are organic flashbangs. They do
not have a time-fuse but you can still throw them into traffic. The main
advantage they have over conventional stun grenades is that nobody recognises
them, so they can be open carried. They also make nut butter.
The target market for Deku
Nuts does not want to hurt animals, the environment or innocent bystanders.
They do want to hurt everybody else. They will be cooler than everyone
else who does not have deku nuts. If everybody used deku nuts, then the law
would get involved.
That market is Esmerelda.
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