Rents and convenience
advantage the online retailer. The benefit of shop frontage, however, is the
ability to be a business front. Ask The Florist to see ‘what they have in
back’. The answer is more flowers.
The semenis aufert look
like a cross between an arum lily and a white tulip. They are best described using
language of male gaze i.e. ‘porcelain’. Their particular fragrance
compounds are unremarkable, a scent
best described as ‘flower’. They also release airborne compounds without smell
of their own but which bind to stench
compounds of semen to deodorise them.
Is it gay to give another man
flowers if said flowers remove the smell of jizz? Potentially – two gay dudes
going at it presumably jizz roughly twice as much as one dude alone or with
woman. Anyway, these flowers are useful for those visiting the slobly, making
their time more tolerable with discrete air freshener. People visit because
they care.
That market is Michelle.
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* The price of Bottled
Emotions, monthly: goes up ₵$5 for every bottle of pomegranate juice I buy, goes
down by respective price of Slut Root
