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This Week's Special:
They were young and in love,
got married in a simple ceremony that left two bottles of Riesling over. Then
Trump did thing, Iran did the Hormuz and diesel prices hit 0.94 Bunnings
Sausages per litre. Fuel prices made everything tighter and travel prohibitive,
effectively creating a half-assed covid lockdown. The young couple did not last
six months and Felicity snaffled the Rieslings.
The marriage did not last so
the wine did, with classic South Australian Riesling notes of diesel. The effects of Riesling of Fuel Extension
include ten percent slower consumption of ethanol, diesel or Slut Root,
and intoxication. It makes as much sense as standing in
the freezing cold to make fire last longer.
Application of this wine’s
benefit to diesel vehicles is inadvisable. Instead, Riesling of Fuel Extension
will appreciate cellaring until forty degree day knocks out electrical grid and
aircon demands generators. The market will be a prepper, but one with enough
emotional health to extend imagination beyond doomsday. It is difficult enough
to organise LAN parties and if blackout occurs it shall be met by blackout.
The market is Paul.
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