The Dead Prince and the Talking Doll

 

On the Shelf:	Behind the Counter:
₵$26 Ghost Tobacco (20)	₵$10 Shiraz of Maybe Electrical Damage
₵$20 Bloody Mary	₵$145 The Safe of What You Want for Dinner
₵$50 El Dorado Green (1/4)	₵$100 Chocolate Bar
₵$30 Mugwump Jism (g)	₵$104 Bottled Emotions
₵$1 Slut Root (kg)	₵$32 Beard Cobwebs
₵$25 Marital Aid Potion	₵$74 Tofu Which Pairs Perfectly with Your Wine (350g)
₵$10 Quetzalcoatl Feathers (doz.)	₵$21 Cuck Chair
₵$5 Blue Roses (doz.)	₵$50 Self-Cooking Olive Oil (375 ml)
₵$67 Mythril (oz.)	₵$40 Quad-Option Flare Gun
₵$4 BZTCN	₵$167 Coles Red (10L)

This Week's Special:

(I’m doing a thing, for reasons. This time it is the second sentence from Wikipedia pages sourced via their ‘random article’ tool. Feel free to skip this post, but it might make a dadaist poem.)

Side A In 2003, Lester Ray Nichols was convicted of "traveling with intent to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor" under 18 U.S.C. § 2423(b). Its seat is the village of Rzekuń, which lies approximately 5 kilometres (3 mi) south-east of Ostrołęka and 102 km (63 mi) north-east of Warsaw. Despite being based in France, the club competes in Super League, the top tier of the British rugby league.

As described in a film magazine review,^[2] Bud Watkins is in love with Betsy Burke. Cserny was tried for murder and executed following the Republic's fall. He competed at the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin with the men's coxed four where they came fifth. Headquartered in Moscow, it sells its products in Russia and overseas, and is formally known as Public Joint Stock Company Mechel.

That market is Liam.

 

* I decide the price of Sascha, Sex Doll Goon Sack, by totalling amount I spent on wine the previous month. This includes dessert wines and gifts given to others.