Friday, March 1, 2024

8. Grapefruit Juice

You do not know how you got here. Perhaps it was one too many drinks too quickly and the hotel lobby grew blurry to lose you. Perhaps you wanted to get lost, get away from the plots of red drinks or philandering manufactured by your partner's folks. Either way, you needed to be here, vomiting into toilet bowl.

The splashing finally stops echoing off porcelain and you hear a few voices, both male and female. Which bathroom is this? You walk-of-shame to the sinks to rinse your mouth out. You look in the mirror to clean your face but you do not have a reflection.

A rightwards glance along the mirror: a short man with scraggly beard and a redheaded woman pouting salty in a slim black number. These two are the mirror's reflections of Pete (taller with sparser beard) and his wife Soz (brunette, smiling).

The short man: 'I'm so sorry I couldn't make it to your guys' wedding.'

Soz: 'That's all right, we know you were, uh -'

Pete: 'Dead.'

Short man: 'Yeah, but, I'm still dead. It's not an excuse.'

You say 'the fuck?' and the four notice you.

The short man in the mirror walks over to you, extends a hand: 'Hello. You must be who Frank mentioned. I'm Eric.'

Your handshake is stiff: 'Uh, hello.'

Eric smiles: 'This is Bloody Mary. My, uh, date?'

The redheaded woman crosses arms but smiles.

You do not release Eric's hand: 'Ha ha ha haaa.'

Soz looks doe-eyes to Pete. Pete smiles all-right and leads you by the shoulder out of the bathroom. You feel drunk but not shitfaced, although that may simply be the vomiting.

Pete: 'All right. Frank is currently hitting on James' girlfriend. You can be his wingman, which is normal if a bit jarring. Or you can stay with me and flow with this kinda' weird.'

You want:

normal

weird 

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