Mood Vibes, by Adrian Albert with the Adrian Albert Solo

 

On the Shelf:	Behind the Counter:
₵$38 Ghost Tobacco (20)	₵$215 Blue Angel Mushroom
₵$20 Bloody Mary	₵$150 Bux. Semp X Cannabis (One Plant)
₵$50 El Dorado Green (1/4)	₵$16 Shiraz of Maybe Electrical Damage
₵$12 Mugwump Jism (g)	₵$102 The Safe of What You Want for Dinner
₵$1 Slut Root (kg)	₵$125 Chocolate Bar
₵$25 Marital Aid Potion	₵$90 Bottled Emotions
₵$20 Quetzalcoatl Feathers (doz.)	₵$13 Beard Cobwebs
₵$5 Blue Roses (doz.)	₵$68 Tofu Which Pairs Perfectly with Your Wine (350g)
₵$72 Mythril (oz.)	₵$19 Cuck Chair
₵$9 BZTCN	₵$40 Self-Cooking Olive Oil (375 ml)

This Week's Special:

Amongst the local connoisseurs, those rare few with rare ears, locally, there is a name. That name is Adrian Albert and they know it because he told them. He has recently released a limited print of vinyls for his post-punk sound.

Atop the vinyl’s instrumentals is Adrian’s commentary on the instrumentals. It sounds like a lot of hot air because it is. Desperate people play this LP to warm their homes with the friction of this lubeless wank. A full playing will set the vinyl alight, so there is scarcity going for it.

The market for Mood Vibes, by Adrian Albert with the Adrian Albert Solo, is music fans. A secondary market is after the abovementioned heat, which is clean like gas or green hydrogen. When played over four speakers focused on same spot, the heat can be used to forge metal. This market wears all the PPE, especially noise-cancelling earmuffs.

This market is Caroline.

 

* I have a stockpile of these to go through whilst I spend some time off the booze.