Democracy Honey, South Australia 2026 Vintage

 

On the Shelf:	Behind the Counter:
₵$26 Ghost Tobacco (20)	₵$259 Fireball Thrower
₵$20 Bloody Mary	₵$214 Blue Angel Mushroom
₵$50 El Dorado Green (1/4)	₵$150 Bux. Semp X Cannabis (One Plant)
₵$6 Mugwump Jism (g)	₵$10 Shiraz of Maybe Electrical Damage
₵$1 Slut Root (kg)	₵$102 The Safe of What You Want for Dinner
₵$25 Marital Aid Potion	₵$125 Chocolate Bar
₵$50 Quetzalcoatl Feathers (doz.)	₵$90 Bottled Emotions
₵$5 Blue Roses (doz.)	₵$14 Beard Cobwebs
₵$72 Mythril (oz.)	₵$67 Tofu Which Pairs Perfectly with Your Wine (350g)
₵$4 BZTCN	₵$19 Cuck Chair

This Week's Special:

South Australia had an election a few weeks back and it was a very polite, very two-party voting in school gyms, etc. During which, Azrael shot out a window which he glided through. One of the poll booth attendants brandished a pencil (attached by string to poll booth): ‘Leave, one.’ Azrael accepted because that shit was hilarious: ‘How are the kids, Andrew?’

Democracy Honey is the sweet and nutritious, in moderation, byproduct of Australia’s compulsory, rigorous democracy. It always bestows a once-a-day +10% exp. bonus, three hours for a teaspoon, to whatever the fuck done. Every vintage is different – the latest has orange hue and makes daydreams of cheaper land.

The market for this product wants to want land. They want the ambition to elbow their way into a paygrade they do not deserve. So: they do not have these attributes. They also want to try this racism thing that is all the rage.

That market is Kristy.

 

* Yeah, I’m trying something different.