‘Winter will be setting in
soon and, without a finished roof, David and Ashley run the risk of flooding
their snake pit.’
Because this is The Block:
Death Trap edition. Four couples compete to renovate a house with as many
deathtraps as possible, to, uh, auction it at highest price. It airs on layered browsers and is not officially part of The Block
franchise – if death traps, why not plagiarism?
*
Mark appeared as one of the
background tradies that did most of the actual work. He was particularly proud
of a bathroom door which would send lethal current into unwashed hand. For this
work, he was paid in BlockCoin, which does not even use blockchain, so he was
not paid. Having built the fireplace’s targeting spout, he broke in and stole
his door.
It is not about the Door of
Zap Zap, it is about the principle. Also Mark is afraid to use it. There is,
however, a market for the Toilet Door of Zap Zap. They are professionally
germophobic and just fucking done with the standards society is slipping into.
That market is Yvette.
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* I did not use generative
A.I. to make this picture – a mate did, unbidden, and I want them to feel appreciated
for their contribution.
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