Potion of Rose Pruning

 

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This Week's Special:

Ingredients include:

·       250 ml Water

·       The bottom third of a Mandrake Root diced in Joie Garlic Dicer

·       One teaspoon of Distilled Essence of Doubt that family will approve of one’s whiling away afternoon with sixpack, despite one having two weeks off

·       Battery Acid

The Potion of Rose Pruning bestows a plus-one to agility. It gives a sensation of +3 damage threshold without providing any DT, like booze. It contains, per 100 grams, 1523 kJ, 7g protein, 0.6g total fat, 80g carbohydrate and 4.9g sodium, according to Italy. It also enhances rosemary flavours, but that is unrelated.

The market for this potion has roses in their front yard which landlord has been getting to for thirteen months. (The contracted gardeners will get there when diesel prices make the trip feasible.) They will not mind looking a bit tougher with criss-cross of ruby cuts across their forearms.

The market is Michael.

 

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